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| in england now... vry nice weather... and lots of fun too
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| haha i gto this really funny joke... k here it goes...
well... it was the day after christmas... robbie's family were going to have a party. rob was vry exited...(duh) while we was in his room... he heard his parents arguing..." you faking bastard"... "you faking bitch"... so he rushed out and asked..."what does bitch and bastard mean?" his father replied..."well... bitch mean... errmmm... woman... and... errmmm... bastard means man..." later on that day... rob's father went to roast the turkey... so robbie went in and asked... "dad, what are you doing???" "im faking the turkey!!!" he replied... later on, robbie went to look for his mother, she was puting on SK2. robbie asked... "mom what are you puting on???" "im puting on shit..." mom replied... before robbie went into his room he heard his dad say... "comdoms...", so he went in and asked... " what does comdom mean???" "oh... it means hat dear..." his dad replied
so later that night when the guests all arrived roobie welcomed them by saying... "bitches and bastards... welcome... please put you comdom on the comdom rack and relax... my dad is inside fuking th turkey and my mom is puting on shit..." as soon as the ppl heard that... they laughed... then robbie realized what he had said... when his dad heard him he said..." robbie, you are grounded for the rest of the year..." after being grounded for a day or 2... he never sweared again... | | |
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2.³ßÅw«rªº¤H¬O : vry stupid question
3.¦³n¦nªººô¤Í : quite many
4.n¦nªºªB¤Í : haymann,
5.n¦nªº²§©Ê : 7mi, cherry, Rain......
6.¦³³ßÅwªº¹ï¶H : vry stupid question
7.¤ß·Rªº¤H¬O½Ö : vry stupid question
8.¦³¦Ñ¤½/ ¦Ñ±C¶Ü : again vry stupid question
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10.³ßÅw¼»¼bªº¹ï¶H¬O : µL
11.³ßÅw§@¹ïªº¹ï¶H¬O : all... exept a few
12.³ßÅw½Í¤ßªº¹ï¶H¬O : vry stupid question
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14.¦³°Q¹½ªº¤H¶Ü : of coz
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16.³ßÅw°µ¤°»ò¨Æ : ¥´¾÷
17.³ßÅw¥j¦ÑªºªF¦è¶Ü : my old computer
18.³ßÅw¬Æ»ò¹B°Ê : sleeping... (exercise my brain's dreaming station)
19.ºò±i®Éªº¤p°Ê§@ : µL
20.¦³©_©Çªº¶Ý¦n : µL
21.³ßÅw¤°»ò°Êª« : onª¯
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23.³Ì¯k¿üªºªB¤Í : vry stupid question
24.³Ì«H¥ôªºªB¤Í : ¦Û¤v
25.³Ì°Q¹½ªºªB¤Í : mushroom
26.³Ì³Â·ÐªºªB¤Í : 7mi
27.³Ì¿Ë±KªºªB¤Í : §A¦aø¦âga
28.°Q¹½ªº¨k©ÊÃþ«¬ : larÀ¦
29.°Q¹½ªº¤k©ÊÃþ«¬ : bitchez
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31.ªY½àªº¤k©ÊÃþ«¬ : lazy bitch
32.¦³·Q«óªº¹ï¶H¶Ü : §Úªü©f
33.¤£¯à§Ô¨üªº¨Æ : ¦n¦h... lol
34.³Ì³ßÅwªº¦a¤è : my bed
35.³Ì³ßÅwªº°ê®a : UK
36.³ßÅwªB¤Í«ç¼Ë¥s§A : johnny, jonathan, ¥¤¯»
37.³ßÅw·R¤H«ç¼Ë¥s§A : ¥¤¯» gwa...
38.¹ï·R¤Hªº¿Ë»eºÙ©I : nosey bitchez
39.·Q¦X§@ªº¤H : many
40.·Q±À˪º¤H : many
41.·Q±o¨ìªº¤H : many
42.·Q©ñ±óªº¤H : many
43.±`°µªº¨Æ : many
44.¥²±þ§Þ : fak you
45.¹ï«V°d·R¤Hªº¤Hªº¦æ°Ê : fak him/her/it
46.³ßÅwªº·®æ : forgiving
47.¹J¨ì¬Æ»ò¨Æ·|¸û©ö©ñ±ó : ¦n¦h
48.¹J¨ì¬Æ»ò¨Æ·|¸û©ö°õµÛ : ¦n¦h
49.¹J¨ì¬Æ»ò¤H·|¸û©ö¤ß³n : ¦n¦h
50.¹J¨ì¬Æ»ò¤H·|¸û©ö·ÐÀê : ¦n¦h
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57.¥Ø«e¬°¤î¡A¥Í©R¤¤³Ì«nªº¦ºª«¬O : electronics
58.¥Ø«e¬°¤î¡A¥Í©R¤¤³Ì«nªºµêºcª«¬O : SMS,MSN
59.¥Ø«e³ÌW´oªº¬O : many
60.¦³n±ÀÂ˪ººô¯¸¶Ü : na-uh
61.Y¦³,¬°¤°»òn±ÀÂ˳oºô¯¸ : 5G
62.¬Æ»ò®ÉÔ·|ı±o©¯ºÖ : ªG°}
63.³ßÅw¥´¤é°O¶Ü : ¦³®Éla
64.·|¶Ãªá¿ú¶Ü : hehehe..... stupid question
65.·|¶ÃµoµÊ®ð¶Ü : ¤@®É®É
66.»{¬°¤Í±¡ªººA«×À³¬O : ªB¤Ín¾¤§Q¥Îª¾¥X½æ... lol
67.»{¬°·R±¡ªººA«×À³¬O : ¯u¤ß
68.³Ì³ßÅwªº^¤å¦r : fuk
69.³Ì³ßÅwªº¼Æ¦r : µL
70.³Ì³ßÅwªº¤¤¤å¦r : Îx
71.·í³ßÅw¤W¤@Ó¤H®Éªº¤ß±¡ : ¦nhi
72.·í³ßÅw¤W¤@Ó¤H®Éªº¦æ°Ê : µL
73.¹ï©ó¬ü¤kªº©w¸q : hehehe... stupid question
74.¹ï©ó«Óôªº©w¸q : µLmut....
75.¹ï©óÁ઺©w¸q : SM¥]+¿àc©Ç
76.»{¬°¦Û¤v§NÀR¡B²z´¼¶Ü : ¤@®É®Éla....
77.»{¬°¦Û¤vÅÊ·R®É§NÀR¡B²z´¼¶Ü : dunno
78.¹ï©ó°Q¹½ªº¤H¡A§A·| : ¥´ÃzÊ\
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80.·P¨ìµL¤Oªº¨Æ : sleep
81.¤@¬Ý´N³ßÅwªº¦W¦r : A.C.Milan
82.½ÐÁ|¥X¦Û¤v·R¤W¤@Ó¤Hªº¯S¼x : you really wanna know
83.½ÐÁ|¥X´X¶µ¤£¥i«äij¨Æ¥ó : give me this and that
84.½ÐÁ|¥X¦Û¤vªº¤@ÓÀuÂI : to many
85.½ÐÁ|¥X¦Û¤vªº¤@Ó¯ÊÂI : to many
86.·R±¡©MÄÑ¥]¿ï¾Üþ¤@¼Ë : °eÄÑ¥]ge·R±¡... lol... god knows what i am saying
87.¹ï©ó¦Û¤vªº¹Ú¡A¦³Ô£·P·Q : mo
88.µL²á®É·| : ¥´¾÷
89.¸ÕÁ|¤@³ßÅwªº»¡¸Ü : ¤²µó!!!
90.¸ÕÁ|¤@³ßÅwªº¹q¼v : ª÷Âû... lol... onli joking... garfield the movie
91.¸ÕÁ|¤@³ßÅwªº¹qµø¼@ : mo
92.¸ÕÁ|¤@³ßÅwªººq¦± : So Cold
93.¦b¬Æ»ò®ÉԳ̩öµo¤õ : when i am mad
94.¦b¬Æ»ò®ÉԳ̷ŬX : when im dead or sleeping
95.¦b¬Æ»ò®ÉԳ̩öú : ¦º¤H
96.¦pªGn§ïµ§¦W¡A§A·|§ï ? : mo lum go
97. 100·³®É·|°µ¬Æ»ò : wish that i was younger
98.§Aı±o§A¤Q¦~«á·|Åܦ¨«ç¼Ë : a bigger person
99.²¦¥Í§»Ä@ : dunno
100.¦A¤@¦¸°Ý¤Î¡A§A¦¹¨èªº·P·Q¬O : sleepy | | |
| another day wasted... nothing to do at home... ¨D¨D§Ú§r, ´e¨ì¦º°Õ!!! §Æ±æ2morro ¦³³¥¦n°µ°Õ!!! msn ¦³ÃäÓgood for chatting ©O..
tammy: Á¿laiÁ¿¥hÓD³¥³£«Ythe same.
heymann: Á¿Á¿¤UµLlaa laa offline
aple: never online
janice: ¦Ptammy¤@¼Ë
farica: Á¿D³¥¦nQ´e
¶À§B: aways offline
augustina: øÀ³¤H
¦º¥]µÏ¤å: forget it
fat alice: ¥´±¡«H
¸¾÷: same as tammy
kam lik: full of bul*sh*t
berry: ¦h¼o¸Üand øÀ³¤H
vincent: ¹«Ë±a... lol
cherry: same as tammy
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sigh... what should i do!!?? | | |
| a vry funny comic.... enjoy
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